He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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