There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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