That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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