Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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