I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am one with the molecules
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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