I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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