Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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