matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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