I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
