So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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