how can u be prego again
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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