Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Success! We fucked roommates!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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