Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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