in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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