your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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