Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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