; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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