do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He has the fingertips of a God
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