I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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