Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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