I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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