windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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