Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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