I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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