Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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