Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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