paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
