I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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