idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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