STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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