Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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