My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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