I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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