Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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