does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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