I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize