so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just high enough for therapy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't turn off my feet"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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