Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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