Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I think i got beer on your cat.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize