what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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