im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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