I wannas sexs uuuuu
Non-Jews are for practice
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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