Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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