She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
