What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
