Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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