Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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