I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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