He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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