Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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