how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
