I'm eating all of the evidence.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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