how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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