You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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